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Some like it hot, some like it cold.

My thermometer range (6/9/2016, 1:56 p.m.):
(caution: handle with care, contains mercury)

Fucking crystal ice.
Fucking cold.
Fucking raw.
Fucking rare.
Fucking pink and tender.
Fucking rose petals.
(People pretend medium exists about here).
Fucking black velvet.
Fucking spicy.
Fucking prisms.
Fucking hot.
Fucking done.